Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
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He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
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Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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