She said her name was "party"
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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