well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
im on a boat
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