He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
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Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
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what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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