Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
