I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
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Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
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my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
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