we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
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he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
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Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
All I want is dick and wine.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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