Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
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my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
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I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
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