it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
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Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
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its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Sex in the backyard? Check.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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