I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
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I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
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Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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