I'm gonna have a badass scar
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
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I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
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I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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