Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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