singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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