i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
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