we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
