So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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