Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Randomize
