So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
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I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
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Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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