hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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