yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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