I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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