THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
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My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
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I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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