Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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