this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
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Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
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I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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