party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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