You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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