Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
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u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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