How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
