jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
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He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
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Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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