K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
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you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
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When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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