well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
what the fuck happened to the tacos
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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