The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
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You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
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Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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