At least make sure they are 18
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Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
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she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
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I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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