I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
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The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
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If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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