So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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