woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
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Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
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We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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