Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
You're my little dorito
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
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