I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
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