So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
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Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
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Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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