i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
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I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
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I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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