I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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