Kiss
Puke
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
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His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
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Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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