i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
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And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
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You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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