so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
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Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
i believe in u and ur pee
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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