there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
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It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
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His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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