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this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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