how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
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battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
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Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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