as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
bring money and cleavage
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All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
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we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize