We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
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The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
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Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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