I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
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The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
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Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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