I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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