Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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