He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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