i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
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Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
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Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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