every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
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my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
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The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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