So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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