scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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